Quoting God
Give your yard signs some authority by quoting God. No one can argue with him, and that’s why the church did it. Whether people listened to the threat or not, it’s an amusing way to get more visitors to the church!
You Have a Chance
Once something’s on the lawn, it’s clear you don’t need it. However, one person felt their exercise machine required some explanation. The impulse buy didn’t provide the results they wanted, so they were giving it away for free to someone who might use it.